We Know Transit

Chris enjoys long walks on the beach and has traveled the world as a backup triangle player for the Canadian muscial artist and new age sensation, Yanni. He also plays tuba for Hootie and the Blowfish but readily admits he he does so solely with the intention of "finally breaking up the band for good this time."

John's background is shrowded in a dark veil of mystery. How long has he been alive? Why does his likeness appear again and again in the Library of Congress 1880s American lithography collection? Is he the true heir to the ancient throne of Vlad the Impailer? He'll neverr teellllll ;)

Having floated to the United States from her native home of Finland on a loose iceburg, Stef now spends much of her time during the workday raising a herd of wild caribou in the buidling garage at the Transpo offices. Generally dosile, the caribou have been caught stealing office supplies from intern workstations on multiple occasions. 

After leaving his previous role with Seal Team Six, Paul came to Transpo craving more action and excitement in his day-to-day work. He now enjoys his job writing laborious technical reports and traveling from town to town measuring grass growth and documenting molehill propigation and density on rural highway medians.

Maris loves horseradish and bleu cheese sandwiches above all else. She has held the title of "Sandwich Queen of America" from the International Association of Professional Sandwich Artists (IAPSA) 11 years and running. Do NOT challenge her on that.